Ubuso bakhe buhle kakhulu kwaye bumsulwa, kodwa ngokucacileyo akakwazi ukumunca incanca! Yaye asikukuba akafikeleli kuko, uswele amava nje! Kwaye ngokubhekisele kumphambili - uphuhliswe kakuhle kwaye udlala nje ngolonwabo! Ulinenekazi elishushu, ndiyaluthanda olo hlobo lwentombazana.
UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!
Bubugcisa ukuvula iqabane lakho. Kwaye le bitch iyayazi indlela yokuyifeza. Okokuqala uyamhluba ukuze iibhola zakhe zidumbe kwaye i-Dick yakhe ivuke, emva koko izisa kwi-thumba - kwaye inika umzimba wakhe ukuba ikhanuke. Ndiva ukuba wayitsiba le ntombi kwiskroba - ithamo lehashe!